18+ · Adults only
Rude Christmas
24 Days of Festive Bullshit
A fully digital advent calendar for people who love Christmas and need a break from it. A door opens every morning from 1 December, and behind each one is a different little game: a complaint to Santa, a group chat crime scene, Nan on her third sherry, a barbecue on fire. Australian humour, British sarcasm, no one real is roasted.
You will be asked to confirm you are 18 or over. Free to play. Nothing to download, nothing posted.
24 different doors
Not 24 copies of a quiz. Branching stories, courtrooms, a phone menu, a roast generator, a finale that remembers what you did.
Make it yours
Add your name, pick an Australian or British accent and choose cheeky, rude or full feral. Everything stays on your device.
Kind to your screen
Nothing is timed, nothing needs sound, and a calmer-screen switch turns the motion off. Works with a keyboard and a screen reader.
Rude Christmas: 24 Days of Festive Bullshit. For adults. All characters are fictional and no sensitive personal information is asked for or kept.