Funny Christmas cards for your boyfriend
Funny cards for your boyfriend let you say the sweet thing with an out. Joke about his cooking, his taste in jumpers, how he's still not sure about your family's traditions. He'll find the real message in the last line.
3 things to write inside
Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.
- funny [first name], I've met your family and I've survived. I think that means we're serious. Merry Christmas.
- funny Dear [first name], I got you something good. If you didn't get me something good, I'll be extremely polite about it and then hold it over you forever.
- funny [first name], you're lovely, you're funny, and you steal the blanket. We'll discuss the blanket in the new year. Merry Christmas.
Questions people ask
What do you write in a Christmas card to a boyfriend?
Think of one small moment from the year with him in it and write about that. It could be a trip, a dinner that went wrong, a night he looked after you. Say you're glad of it. A specific memory shows more feeling than a pile of big words.
Is it too soon to say "love" in a Christmas card to a new boyfriend?
If you're not sure, leave the word out and say what's true: that you're happy, that you like him, that you're glad of him. A card is written down and can be read again, so choose words you'd also say out loud.
Should I send my boyfriend a card if we're not together on Christmas Day?
Yes. It's a good way to be there when you can't be. Send it as a link by email or text and schedule it for Christmas morning, so he opens it before the family takes over his phone. Add a line about when you'll next see him.












