Rude Christmas cards for your brother

A rude card is how plenty of brothers say 'I love you'. Go for the soft spots he is proud of, like the hair or the cooking or the fantasy football team. Keep it affectionate, add a line at the bottom that shows you mean it, and wait for his reply.

1 things to write inside

Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.

  1. rude [first name], you are still an idiot, but you are my idiot. Merry Christmas, you absolute muppet.

Questions people ask

What should I write in a Christmas card to my brother?

Write what you would say if you were not embarrassed. One dig, one thank you, and a reference only the two of you get. Brothers usually reply with a joke and mean the same thing, so you do not need to overthink it.

Is it okay to send a rude Christmas card to my brother?

If you two already roast each other, yes. Keep it affectionate and aimed at something he can laugh at, like his taste in music or his parking. Avoid anything about a real sore spot, such as a break-up or his job.

How do I make up with my brother in a Christmas card?

Keep it short and honest. Say you miss him, say Christmas made you think of him, and leave the door open without going through the whole argument. A small, plain note often does more than a long apology.