Funny Christmas cards for your father-in-law
A funny card to your father-in-law is best when it is mild and shared. The barbecue, the tools you never return, the way you both pretend not to hear the other's jokes. If you are still earning your place, the joke is on you, which he will appreciate.
3 things to write inside
Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.
- funny [first name], I have decided to ask for your advice on the barbecue this year. I will then do exactly what you say. Merry Christmas.
- funny Dear [first name], I am trying very hard to be the good son-in-law this year. Please note the card is early. That is the whole plan so far.
- funny [first name], I promise not to mention the fence at Christmas lunch. I will mention it in the new year, with a spirit level.
Questions people ask
What do you write in a Christmas card for your father-in-law?
Keep it plain and sincere. Thank him for something he did, say you are looking forward to seeing him, and wish him a good break. Fathers-in-law often prefer a short, warm note over anything fancy, and a bit of dry humour can sit well alongside it.
How do I thank a father-in-law who doesn't say much?
Be specific and brief. Mention one thing he did, like the help with the move or the fact he always saves you a seat. People who say little often keep the cards that say a lot in two lines, so you do not need to be dramatic.
Can I send a funny card to my father-in-law?
Yes, if you already tease each other a little. Aim the joke at yourself, or at a harmless shared thing like the barbecue or the parking. If you are not sure of his sense of humour yet, choose a warm card with a light touch instead.







