Funny Christmas cards for your friend

A funny card to a friend keeps things light. Joke about the catch-up you have promised for three years, the reply you forgot to send, the group chat you have muted. It says you still think of them, and humour makes that easy to say.

3 things to write inside

Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.

  1. funny [first name], we keep saying we will catch up. Consider this the official promise, sealed with a card. Merry Christmas.
  2. funny Dear [first name], I have not forgotten you. I have just been busy, tired and rubbish at replying. Merry Christmas, I love you.
  3. funny [first name], I am fairly sure I owe you a drink and a reply. This card covers one of them. Merry Christmas.

Questions people ask

What do you write in a Christmas card for a friend?

Keep it light and personal. Mention something you shared, say you were thinking of them, and suggest a catch-up if you mean it. A friend does not need a long message. One real line about them is better than three polite ones.

Should I send a Christmas card to a friend I rarely see?

Yes, it is a gentle way to keep in touch. Say you were thinking of them, mention something from the year, and wish them well. There is no pressure for a reply, and many people are touched to be remembered.

How do I write a card to a friend who is going through a hard time?

Keep it simple and kind. Say you are thinking of them, skip advice and silver linings, and offer something small, like a walk or a text. If you are unsure, a quiet, steady card is better than a clever one.