Rude Christmas cards for your friend

A rude card to a friend suits the ones who give as good as they get. A light insult, a bit of swearing, and a hint that you have missed them. Keep it affectionate and make sure the last line is kind. They will text back within minutes.

1 things to write inside

Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.

  1. rude [first name], you are a good egg and a terrible texter. Merry bloody Christmas, ring me.

Questions people ask

What do you write in a Christmas card for a friend?

Keep it light and personal. Mention something you shared, say you were thinking of them, and suggest a catch-up if you mean it. A friend does not need a long message. One real line about them is better than three polite ones.

Should I send a Christmas card to a friend I rarely see?

Yes, it is a gentle way to keep in touch. Say you were thinking of them, mention something from the year, and wish them well. There is no pressure for a reply, and many people are touched to be remembered.

How do I write a card to a friend who is going through a hard time?

Keep it simple and kind. Say you are thinking of them, skip advice and silver linings, and offer something small, like a walk or a text. If you are unsure, a quiet, steady card is better than a clever one.