Rude Christmas cards for your partner
A rude card for your partner is a fond insult, nothing more. Mild swearing, a dig at their habits, and a proper "I love you" tucked at the end. If the two of you tease each other every day, it'll go down perfectly.
1 things to write inside
Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.
- rude [first name], I love you, you absolute pain in the arse. Merry Christmas. Make it a good one.
Questions people ask
What do you write in a Christmas card to a new partner?
Keep it warm and light. Mention something you've enjoyed doing together, say you're glad of it, and leave out the heavy words if you're not ready for them. "I'm really glad this year had you in it" is honest without putting anyone on the spot.
Is it weird to send my partner a Christmas card when we live together?
Not at all. A card is a small ceremony, and it's easy to lose that when you share a kettle. Write it, schedule it for the morning, and let them find it on their phone while you're both still in your pyjamas.
Can I send a funny card to my partner instead of a romantic one?
Yes, if funny is how the two of you talk. A joke only the pair of you understand can feel more intimate than a heartfelt paragraph. Add one plain, sincere line at the end, so they know the joke is also a hug.