Funny Christmas cards for your sister

A funny card for your sister should have an inside joke in it. The old holiday, the awful haircut, the thing your mum still says at dinner. If she snorts, you have done it right. If she screenshots it for the family chat, even better.

3 things to write inside

Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.

  1. funny [first name], this year I have not only remembered your birthday, I have remembered your present. Do not get used to it. Merry Christmas.
  2. funny Dear [first name], I just wanted to remind you that Mum always liked me best. Love you, though. Merry Christmas.
  3. funny [first name], if the family argues this year, I am on your side. If you win, I always was. Merry Christmas.

Questions people ask

What do you write in a Christmas card to your sister?

Write something that could only be about her. A story from your childhood, a family phrase, a thing she does that drives you mad and you wouldn't change. Sisters tend to keep cards that sound like a private joke.

Can I send a card to my sister if we haven't spoken much lately?

Yes. Keep it simple: you thought of her, you miss her, you hope the year was kind. Do not rehearse the old argument. A quiet message at Christmas often opens a conversation that has been waiting a while.

How do I choose cards for more than one sibling?

Pick a different one for each, based on how they talk. The sister who loves a joke gets the funny card, the quiet one gets something short. Write a separate message inside each so no one feels like a copy.