Rude Christmas cards for your sister

Sisters can be savage. If you two already insult each other with love, a rude card suits. Hit the things she brags about, like her parking or her playlist, and add one soft line underneath so she knows.

1 things to write inside

Swap in their name. Change anything that doesn’t sound like you.

  1. rude [first name], you still borrow my clothes without asking and I still forgive you. Annoying. Merry Christmas, you thief.

Questions people ask

What do you write in a Christmas card to your sister?

Write something that could only be about her. A story from your childhood, a family phrase, a thing she does that drives you mad and you wouldn't change. Sisters tend to keep cards that sound like a private joke.

Can I send a card to my sister if we haven't spoken much lately?

Yes. Keep it simple: you thought of her, you miss her, you hope the year was kind. Do not rehearse the old argument. A quiet message at Christmas often opens a conversation that has been waiting a while.

How do I choose cards for more than one sibling?

Pick a different one for each, based on how they talk. The sister who loves a joke gets the funny card, the quiet one gets something short. Write a separate message inside each so no one feels like a copy.